
The West Wing - Opposition Research, 6x11
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“You should be with me. You’re on the wrong campaign.”

The West Wing - Separation of Powers, 5x07
as requested by twistedlittlestar
“That’s who they’ll confirm. Raging mediocrities. (…) I have good days and bad, but on my worst day, I am better than the amped up, ambulance chasers you can get confirmed by the Senate. You can’t do it Jed - you’re not strong enough. The Speaker’s running the table, and I can’t take a chance.”

The West Wing - Privateers, 4x18
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“I don’t understand. All I did was get up in the morning.”

The West Wing - Angel Maintenance, 4x19
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“I imagine myself destitute, I imagine myself unlucky in love, but I never imagined my life would be in danger with really uncommon frequency. It feels a little bit good, doesn’t it?”

The West Wing - H. Con - 172, 3x11
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“I studied a lot in school. I studied hard in high school and at Harvard and at law school. My IQ doesn’t break the bank and I wanted to do this, so I studied all the time. And, I missed something or it’s like I skipped a year because I never learned what you do after you think you like somebody, what you do next. And everybody did learn, a lot of other people anyway…”

The West Wing - Abu el Banat, 5x09
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“Fifteen years ago we took a trip to Egypt. All five of us. Saw the Pyramids and Luxor and headed up into the Sinai. We had a guide, a Bedouin man, who called me ‘Abu el Banat’. And whenever we’d meet another Bedouin, he’d introduce me as Abu el Banat. And the Bedouin would laugh and laugh and offer me a cup of tea. And I’d go to pay them for the tea and they wouldn’t let me. Abu el Banat means ‘father of daughters’. They thought the tea was the least they could do.”

The West Wing - Duck and Cover, 7x12
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“I don’t like hearing the term ‘meltdown’ on cable news. Twelve things have not gone wrong yet. By my count we’re barely at six or seven.”

The West Wing - The Lame Duck Congress, 2x06
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“People who lose the ability to pinch? I gotta tell ya, I don’t know how they summon the will to go on.”

The West Wing - What Kind of Day Has it Been, 1x22
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“Now, I’m an educated man, Charlie, but when somebody tries to explain cricket to me, all I want to do is hit him in the head with a teapot.”

The West Wing - The Black Vera Wang, 3x20
as requested by fastbloodfastblood
“If I’m gonna eat a moose, there’s gonna have to be some kind of prize at the end of it.”